OLDIE MOLDIE OZZIE RAP PLAY

Two old-school artists, one stage, zero mercy. Oldie Moldie Ozzie Rap Play pits Grand Yapper Baldie — retired teacher-musician and almost-famous legend — against Lady Battleaxe Lacefront, actress and his
practical, sharp-tongued wife and lifelong sparring partner.

Decades of love, bickering, and creative rivalry have trained them well: every glance, gesture, and word is a potential rap attack. In a final, no-holds-barred showdown, they trade fierce verses, mixing rhythm,
regret, and unexpected tenderness. Will this lifelong duet end in defeat—or unlock a new creative freedom?

MC narrators drive the action, pulsing beats and crowd reactions bringing the energy of a live battle straight to the audience.

Written by the late GJ Kalic, this work-in-progress is fiercely funny, sharply observed, and surprisingly moving. It Is a battle of love, ego, and artistic survival.